The Randomness of Shuffle

Swiped this from Toots' Multiply blog, which was nicked from leena22's journal. It's a whole network of stealing.

How it goes...
1) Put your iPod on shuffle.
2) Read the questions aloud.
3) Press 'Play'.
4) Use the song title as the answer to the question.

How does the world see me?
Video Killed The Radio Star - The Presidents of the USA
"Oh, oh!" is right.

Will I have a happy life?
I Walk Alone - Oleander
So I guess the answer is no.

What do my friends really think of me?
Dig - Incubus
(Blank look)

Do people secretly lust after me?
Makes Me Wonder - Maroon 5
Anyone out there who'd care to give me a straight answer? Be nice.

How can I make myself happy?
I Don't Feel Like Dancing - Scissor Sisters
Ha! This is my 'happy song' because it's so gay! Wait a second, my iPod is starting to freak me out...could it possibly read my mind? Gasp! Earplugged its way through my cerebral cortex, the sneaky bastard.

What should I do with my life?
Five Candles - Jars of Clay
Arsonist, it is.

Will I ever have children?
There You Go - Pink
"There you go, looking pitiful..."
Not a good sign, not a good sign.

What is some good advice for me?
Seven Nation Army - The White Stripes
I knew it! I'm building my imperial army. My battlecry: Singapore today. Tomorrow...THE WORLD!(evil laugh)

How will I be remembered?
When I Come Around - Greenday
Always coming or always around?

What song will play at my funeral?
This Aint A Scene, It's An Arms Race - Fall Out Boy
Rock my funeral, Fall Out Boy.

What type of men do I like?
Alfie - Lily Allen
Alfie is a bum who won't get up his lazy ass, stay in his room all day, play games and smoke weed. If that's my kind of man, I'm truly fucked.