When Shallow Goes Deep: Volume I

A compilation of "quotes" that made me go "huh?"

In a contest that asked participants the definition of a man or woman:

1. I am the woman who believes in myself. Nothing is impossible, as a women rule the world!

Sweetheart, before you rule the world, take the "a" before women.

2. I am the Man because she said so.
Who's she? Ah, must be your mother.


3. Why am I the man? Cause what I'm wearing represents me as the man I am.

So if you're not wearing anything, you're nothing.

4. I am the man as I am going shout to the world that skinny guys can be cool too!

Shush. Order your whey protein and hit the gym - pronto!

5. A little girly on the outside, I'm still a fully grown man on the inside.

Not a girl, now a man, not yet a woman.