"Inversity"
The law of inverse relationships.
Queues and your patience - As the line gets longer, your patience gets shorter. So move your asses, goddamn slowpokes!
Distance and punctuality -Those who live the closest to their offices are never on time.
Height and ego - Also known as the Napoleon complex.
A man's looks and his car - Hot cars, ugly drivers.
Alcohol and intelligence - Increased alcohol consumption leads to decreased brain function.
Years of marriage and sex - According to Russell Peters, also known as the onegina disease.
*These suggestions are a product of the author's insuppressible urge to give unsolicited opinions. Any similarities in real life are purely coincidental.
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