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Thursday, June 29, 2006

One for the Road

What causes road rage...

Confused Drivers - People who signal right, then turn left, then swerve right, and on the last minute, decide to go straight. And the best explanation they can offer is "oops".

Drivers over 75 who drive along EDSA 40 kph tops. These are the same people who do full stops on every intersection.

People who pick their noses inside their cars, especially those with untinted windows.

Buses. They occupy more than two lanes, stop abruptly in the middle of the road and cause air pollution. Need I say more?

Pedestrians who jaywalk because they're too lazy to use the pedestrian lane. And when they get accidentally run over, it's never their fault.

Those pesky little three-wheelers which flit in and out of your way and buzz around like annoying gnats.

Jalopies. For people driving these cars, do everyone a favor and take a cab.

Streetkids who make it their official business during the rainy season to wipe your windshield with soapy rug and rinse it off with rain water. Try not to pay them for their unsolicited services and you'll be stuck with a foamy windshield and sudsy sidemirrors.

Taxi drivers who cut, swerve and practically violate every traffic rule in the book. I give you the finger for being the biggest assholes on the road.

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