The Wonders of an Idle Mind

I wonder how many people will try to pick me up if I pose as a hooker along Quezon Avenue.

I wonder what the office would be like if everyone would be required to go to work in his/her birthday suits. Can you imagine how's that going to change the way people interact with each other? People will start measuring and comparing cup sizes, lengths and girths. Instead of complimenting your clothes, people will tell you your pubes need shaving, or how that bulge right there just has to go. I know some people in the U.S have already tried this strictly-no-clothes-in-the-office policy and boy, I bet those people are having a blast.

I wonder if people would believe me if I tell them I'm a transexual who successfully had "it" removed in Bangkok.