Burning the Bridge Before You Get There

And just when you thought you'd finally see the first (amongst a slew of firsts) love of your adolescent life, reality bites you in the butt like a nasty bedbug hiding within the springs and frayed cotton of your mattress. The Bridge Project brings Ethan Hawke to Singapore in William Shakespeare's The Winter's Tale on March 26th to 31st...the week when I'll be back in the Philippines. Nooooooooooooooooooooo..... (fades into oblivion....)

Seethes...

Somebody suggested moving my flight. Erm, if it were an Ethan Hawke-Will Smith-Jude Law ogling repertoire, i.e. butt or frontal flashes involved, I might reconsider.