Why So Serious?

I try to be funny in my blogs, but there are times when humor becomes dry and unfortunately, there's no moisturizer for dry humor.

I haven't been doing so fantastically in some aspects of my life, and being a headstrong Ram who sets high standards for herself and works hard to get what she wants, this is extremely frustrating. So I started writing my own collection of encouraging and philosophical quotes, and maybe one day I can publish a book, turn it into a bestseller, and earn shitloads of royalty money. Then I can work for the WWF (not the wrestling federation, hello?) and save the world! (Would life give me brownie points for being unselfish for once?) I noticed I always think like this when I'm wearing my Superman underwear - uh, pretend I didn't say that. Too much information)

• If you don't get what you want, WAIT. There might be something better in store for you. Think of it as waiting for a dress to go on sale.
• When you get knocked down, would you rather remain sprawled on the floor or get up? Remember, if you stay on the floor, people will step on you.
• Numbers always try to put people in categories - height (short or tall), weight (skinny or fat), scores (dumb or smart), age (young or old). If you let numbers define you, then you're nothing but a mere statistic.
• Don't whine and tell me you have a lot of beef with life. Why not be vegetarian and take some 'shrooms?