Raise your hand if you're sick of getting mugs and picture frames for Christmas. Raise the other hand if you re-wrap and recycle these gifts and give them to your least favorite in-laws (mom, put your hand up!). Ergo, here's a shameless, thick-skinned post on what I want for Christmas so you don't have to figure me out (kudos for even trying).
1. Sony E-Book/Kindle Reader - It feeds your mind, it's entertaining, it saves space, it saves trees - do I still need to spell out how much I really, really want this?
2. Shower Gel - In their tooty fruity glory. Not a fan of floral scents. Jasmine reminds me of Santo Nino figurines and jeepney rearview mirrors (Pinoys, you know exactly what I'm talking about).
3. Fun, colorful undies - In my cousins's twisted logic, in case of sudden death, wearing ugly granny panties won't be one of your life's biggest regrets.
4. Sports/gym clothes - If you pay for the gym membership, that'd be great too.
5. Massage/spa/pedicure vouchers - Hey, we live in a stressful world. A lady's got to pamper herself - a lot.
6. Vegetarian/healthy/organic food - If we are what we eat, I won't be surprised if one day I turn into grass.
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