Whenever I feel down in the dumps, I run to the salon for therapy. Nothing can boost a low self-esteem faster.
I was feeling a little low the other day so I figured I'd get a hair spa. Unfortunately, payday's still a week away and I can't afford to go to a decent salon. I remember reading somewhere that mayonnaise works magic on your hair so I grabbed a jar of mayo from the fridge and had my sister dump a ton on my head. It was a good thing my mom wasn't around. She'd fly off the handle if she knew I wasted so much mayonnaise.
It didn't really do much to my hair except make it smell sour. I felt like a walking In-and-Out burger, sans patty and cheese. It did cure my sadness a bit 'cause I had a good laugh at myself for doing something so stupid.
